Weak Takes on Strong News
Satire for the skeptically sane. Where facts come to die (and be resurrected with a smirk).
We deliver sharp, humorous, and satirical takes on current events, politics, technology, and culture. No sacred cows. No mercy. Just well-crafted absurdity that makes readers laugh while thinking.
50/50 Revenue Split • Long-Term Collaboration
A single talented content creator who truly understands humor and satire. Someone who can turn serious news into brilliantly funny, shareable content without crossing into cruelty or misinformation.
Must Have: Proven writing voice, timing, and wit
Bonus: Experience with newsletters, video, or social-first content
If you are a talented satirist ready for a true 50/50 partnership, please email us to schedule a telephone call.
Email: hello@newsweak.comLimited to one creator. Serious inquiries only.