Snowy Conditions Proving Hazardous For Nation’s Idiots

Snowy Conditions Proving Hazardous For Nation’s Idiots

NORTHEAST, U.S. (The Onion) — Latest estimates show that 18 idiots in the region have already been afflicted with frostbite after locking themselves outside in their underwear, and another 12 have been injured when they jumped off their roofs into what they thought were deep snowdrifts.

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