WASHINGTON, DC (The Onion) — The CDC’s new anti-smoking campaign effectively reaches teens with a simple message: if you smoke, people are going to know you’re totally crazy for butt sex.
New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens ‘It’s Gay To Smoke’
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