Study: Coffee Drinkers Less Likely To Dismember Neighbors

Study: Coffee Drinkers Less Likely To Dismember Neighbors

COLUMBIA, SC (CAP News) – A new government study commissioned by the Department of Health and Human Services looked at some 5,500 Americans and found that those who drank tea or coffee on a consistent basis had less than half the chance of insanely dismembering the bodies of their neighbors after killing them in fits of uncontrollable rage. The study did not discriminate between brands of coffee.

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