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“He Tried To Bite Me” – Teenage Girl’s Horror As Date With Vampire Goes Wrong

ALABAMA, U.S. (The Spoof) — “I thought he would write poetry and say really deep things” she sobbed “but he wasn’t like that at all. Then he got all fangy and tried to bite me in the neck. It wasn’t romantic at all.”

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September 7, 2011 · Read full story · Comments { 0 }
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