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Zombies No Longer Required To Extend Arms Out In Front

AMSTERDAM (The Skunk) — Paul Bernsauer, President of the International Alliance of Zombies and Swamp Monsters told reporters that his memberships had been complaining for centuries about the now-abandoned practice.

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September 1, 2011 · Read full story · Comments { 0 }
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