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CEO’s Marital Duties Outsourced To Mexican Groundskeeper

GROSSE POINTE, MI (The Onion) — As part of the ongoing trend toward replacing U.S. workers with foreign labor, the marital duties of United Carborundum CEO Howard Reinhardt have been outsourced to his Mexican groundskeeper, Jorge Escobedo.


September 7, 2011 · Read full story · Comments { 0 }

US Jobless Rate Drops as More Americans Transition to Burglary, Drug Sales

WASHINGTON, DC (NewsMutiny) — The national jobless rate dropped for the fourth consecutive month in November as an increasing number of Americans are successfully transitioning into new fields.

A report released by the Department of Labor shows the biggest gains have been posted in the drug sales and burglary sectors.

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December 12, 2010 · Read full story · Comments { 0 }
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