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Voice-Activated GPS System Takes ‘Top Gun’ Soundtrack Fan Into The Danger Zone

LOS ANGELES, Calif. (The Onion) — Motorist Ken Boucher’s voice-activated navigation system flew him right into the Danger Zone today when it mistakenly responded to the Top Gun soundtrack playing on his car stereo. Boucher was attempting to drive to the local Home Depot when the automated GPS put his life in jeopardy by instead following commands of singer Kenny Loggins.

December 30, 2010 · Read full story · Comments { 0 }

Report: Facebook Surpasses Masturbation for Most Popular Way to Kill 10 Minutes

PALO ALTO, Calif. (SatireWire.com) – In yet another sign of its growing dominance, Facebook today announced it has surpassed masturbation as the world’s most popular way to kill 10 minutes.

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December 19, 2010 · Read full story · Comments { 0 }

In Controversial Decision, Time Magazine Calls Mark Zuckerberg a Person

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – The decision to call the robot-like Internet titan a person raised eyebrows from Silicon Valley to Wall Street, forcing Time spokesperson Carol Foyler to acknowledge, “This wasn’t an easy call.”

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December 15, 2010 · Read full story · Comments { 1 }

Internet Eagerly Awaiting Some Dickhead’s Opinion

LONDON, Eng. (Daily Fortnight) — Net-savvy people across the globe are holding their breath today in anticipation of the latest pronouncement from some random jackass.

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December 7, 2010 · Read full story · Comments { 0 }

Internet Jokester Strikes Again

SAN FRANCISCO, Calif. (The Onion) — Sources at the popular technology blog Gizmodo reported today that the site had become the latest target of the infamous Internet jokester, a user known only as AnnaBananaDallas42, who left a scathing comment reading “Yawn…Boring”.

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December 6, 2010 · Read full story · Comments { 0 }
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