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Baseball Players Hold Annual Meeting To Discuss Benefit Of Wearing Index Finger On Outside Of Mitt

NEW YORK (The Onion) — Major-league players past and present once again gathered at the Jacob K. Javits Convention Center in Manhattan this week to discuss the advantages and disadvantages of wearing their index fingers on the outside of their baseball mitts.

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December 4, 2010 · Read full story · Comments { 0 }

Cleveland Announces 1,000 New Jobs with Opening of Anti-Lebron James T-Shirt Factory

CLEVELAND, Ohio (Sports Pickle) — Cleveland Mayor Frank G. Jackson held a press conference today to announce that 1,000 new jobs have come to the city with the opening of a new anti-Lebron James t-shirt factory on Cleveland’s east side.

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December 4, 2010 · Read full story · Comments { 0 }

Mars Surprisingly Named Host of the 2022 World Cup

ZURICH, Switzerland (Sports Pickle) — FIFA shocked many today by giving the 2022 World Cup to the planet Mars over favorites the United States and Qatar.

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December 2, 2010 · Read full story · Comments { 0 }

Shaq Shows He Can Still Dominate Around Basket Of Fries

BOSTON, Mass. (The Onion) — In an impressive display of physical prowess, gutsy determination, and insatiable hunger, Celtics center Shaquille O’Neal proved all his doubters wrong Wednesday when the 38-year-old showed that he was still one of the most dominant big men around the basket of fries.

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November 25, 2010 · Read full story · Comments { 0 }
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