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Tiger Woods Wondering If He Should Tell People He’s Still Getting Laid

WINDERMERE, FL (The Onion) — Tiger Woods reportedly spent several hours in deep contemplation Saturday, pondering whether he should inform friends, family, and reporters that he’s still getting laid on a regular basis.

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January 18, 2011 · Read full story · Comments { 0 }

Report: Facebook Surpasses Masturbation for Most Popular Way to Kill 10 Minutes

PALO ALTO, Calif. (SatireWire.com) – In yet another sign of its growing dominance, Facebook today announced it has surpassed masturbation as the world’s most popular way to kill 10 minutes.

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December 19, 2010 · Read full story · Comments { 0 }

Boy, 16, Builds Life-Size Anatomically Correct Girl From Legos

Seattle (Glossy News) — Mavis Gillard almost fainted when she opened her son’s bedroom door and caught David Jr. with what appeared to be a naked girl in bed.

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November 30, 2010 · Read full story · Comments { 0 }

Sexy Costumes Lead To Tween Prostitution Arrests

SALEM, Mass. (CAP) – Halloween festivities in Salem, Mass. were marred this weekend when police arrested more than a dozen 11- and 12-year-old girls, mistaking them for prostitutes.

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November 2, 2010 · Read full story · Comments are closed
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