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CEO’s Marital Duties Outsourced To Mexican Groundskeeper

GROSSE POINTE, MI (The Onion) — As part of the ongoing trend toward replacing U.S. workers with foreign labor, the marital duties of United Carborundum CEO Howard Reinhardt have been outsourced to his Mexican groundskeeper, Jorge Escobedo.

 

September 7, 2011 · Read full story · Comments { 0 }
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