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Washington, DC (The Voice of Reason) — A collection of new photographs of the Beatles from their tour of Washington DC in 1964 have been discovered, but their contents has been greeted with widespread disappointment amongst collectors who say that the photographs look pretty much like ones that have been kicking about for years.
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LOS ANGELES, Calif. (The Onion) — Motorist Ken Boucher’s voice-activated navigation system flew him right into the Danger Zone today when it mistakenly responded to the Top Gun soundtrack playing on his car stereo. Boucher was attempting to drive to the local Home Depot when the automated GPS put his life in jeopardy by instead following commands of singer Kenny Loggins.
NEW YORK (Newsweak.com Exclusive) — 183 years after his death, famed German composer and pianist Ludwig van Beethoven finally has his picture on a bubblegum card, garnering the respect of Lucy van Pelt of Minneapolis, Minn.
Ms. van Pelt has been unimpressed by Mr. Beethoven since 1965.
BOSTON, Mass. (CAP News) — “We have conducted extensive testing of dozens of instruments and must recommend that consumers avoid them all,” said Consumers Rallying Against Products president Joshua Holmes. “We suggest parents sit their children down with a nice iPod or Nintendo DS instead.”
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