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TSA Falsely Accuses Man Of Transporting Snake And Tortoises, Finds Instead Man’s Huge Genitals

MIAMI, Florida (The Spoof) — TSA screeners at Miami International Airport ordered that a man be held for transporting an exotic snake and two tortoises. A strip search revealed that the man instead sported an extremely long penis and large scrotum.

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September 7, 2011 · Read full story · Comments { 0 }
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