Tag Archives | internet

Internet Outages from Hurricane Could Force People to Interact with Other People, Officials Warn

WASHINGTON, DC (The Borowitz Report) — News of the possible interpersonal interactions created panic up and down the coast as residents braced themselves for the horror of awkward silences and unwanted eye contact.

Read more at the Borowitz Report

August 26, 2011 · Read full story · Comments { 0 }

Internet Eagerly Awaiting Some Dickhead’s Opinion

LONDON, Eng. (Daily Fortnight) — Net-savvy people across the globe are holding their breath today in anticipation of the latest pronouncement from some random jackass.

Read more at Daily Fortnight.

December 7, 2010 · Read full story · Comments { 0 }

Internet Jokester Strikes Again

SAN FRANCISCO, Calif. (The Onion) — Sources at the popular technology blog Gizmodo reported today that the site had become the latest target of the infamous Internet jokester, a user known only as AnnaBananaDallas42, who left a scathing comment reading “Yawn…Boring”.

Read more at The Onion.

December 6, 2010 · Read full story · Comments { 0 }
This site is in no way associated with Newsweek or Newsweek.com or any of its affiliated properties.