WASHINGTON, DC (The Borowitz Report) – News of the possible interpersonal interactions created panic up and down the coast as residents braced themselves for the horror of awkward silences and unwanted eye contact.
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WASHINGTON, DC (The Borowitz Report) – News of the possible interpersonal interactions created panic up and down the coast as residents braced themselves for the horror of awkward silences and unwanted eye contact.
Read more at the Borowitz Report
SAN FRANCISCO, Calif. (The Onion) — Sources at the popular technology blog Gizmodo reported today that the site had become the latest target of the infamous Internet jokester, a user known only as AnnaBananaDallas42, who left a scathing comment reading “Yawn…Boring”.
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Internet Eagerly Awaiting Some Dickhead’s Opinion
LONDON, Eng. (Daily Fortnight) — Net-savvy people across the globe are holding their breath today in anticipation of the latest pronouncement from some random jackass.
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