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Shaq Misses Entire Second Half With Pulled Pork Sandwich

CLEVELAND, Ohio (The Onion) — Cavaliers center Shaquille O’Neal suffered a frustrating setback during his team’s victory over the Toronto Raptors Tuesday night, when he was sidelined for the entire second half of the game with a pulled pork sandwich.

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December 24, 2010 · Read full story · Comments { 0 }

Shaq Shows He Can Still Dominate Around Basket Of Fries

BOSTON, Mass. (The Onion) — In an impressive display of physical prowess, gutsy determination, and insatiable hunger, Celtics center Shaquille O’Neal proved all his doubters wrong Wednesday when the 38-year-old showed that he was still one of the most dominant big men around the basket of fries.

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November 25, 2010 · Read full story · Comments { 0 }
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