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Study: Half Of U.S. Adults Will Be Obtuse By 2030

WASHINGTON, DC (CAP News) — “It was not that long ago that it was relatively uncommon to come across an obtuse person, particularly outside of certain high-obtuseness hotspots like hockey arenas, and the South. These days it’s not unusual for entire families, and in some cases entire social groups, to be obtuse. Often morbidly obtuse.”

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August 29, 2011 · Read full story · Comments { 0 }

Ranked 25th In World In Math, U.S. Students Glad To “Be In Top 10″

VIENNA, AUSTRIA (SatireWire.com) – A key academic assessment released today ranked America’s high schoolers 25th in the world in math, a showing that pleased U.S. students who figure that at least keeps them in the top 1O.

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December 7, 2010 · Read full story · Comments { 0 }

Chicago High School Replaces Gym Equipment with Nintendo Wii Stations

CHICAGO, Ill. (GlossyNews.com) –- Chicago’s George Washington High School is the first in the nation to bring its gymnasium into the 21st century by replacing all of its gym equipment, including balls, bats, paddles and nets with two big-screen Nintendo Wii Stations.

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December 5, 2010 · Read full story · Comments { 1 }

Department Of Education Study Finds Teaching These Little Shits No Longer Worth It

WASHINGTON (The Onion) — The U.S. Department of Education released a comprehensive, nationwide evaluation of American schools Monday indicating that attempts to teach absolutely anything to these little shits is just a huge waste of everybody’s time.

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November 15, 2010 · Read full story · Comments { 0 }
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