MINNEAPOLIS/ST. PAUL (CAP News) – Consumer violence continued yesterday when the Santa Claus at the Mall of America was attacked by hundreds of children who broke through a plastic mistletoe-and-holly barrier.
US Jobless Rate Drops as More Americans Transition to Burglary, Drug Sales
WASHINGTON, DC (NewsMutiny) — The national jobless rate dropped for the fourth consecutive month in November as an increasing number of Americans are successfully transitioning into new fields.
A report released by the Department of Labor shows the biggest gains have been posted in the drug sales and burglary sectors.
Read more at NewsMutiny.
Crime show reenactor mistakenly arrested for 45th time this year
LOS ANGELES, Calif. (Chicago Dope) — Todd Hackett, a classically trained actor but credited mostly for his many roles in numerous reality crime shows was arrested over the weekend and then inexplicably released for a record 45th time this year.
Read more at The Chicago Dope.
Sexy Costumes Lead To Tween Prostitution Arrests
SALEM, Mass. (CAP) – Halloween festivities in Salem, Mass. were marred this weekend when police arrested more than a dozen 11- and 12-year-old girls, mistaking them for prostitutes.
Read more at CAP News.
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Teenage Boy Continues Search For Topless Sunbather On Google Earth
September 12, 2011
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Conspiracy Theorists Deny 9-11 Anniversary
September 11, 2011
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Dishes Wash Themselves
September 9, 2011
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Roll Call
- Borowitz Report – News satire site by famed comedian and satirist Andy Borowitz
- CAP News – Excellent fake news site.
- Glossynews – Crowdsourced fake news site.
- HumorFeed – The original news satire aggregator
- Literally Unbelievable – Chronicles of people that find the Onion just too real.
- SatireWire – Back from self-imposed exile, an excellent news satire site.
- Sports Pickle – Sports news satire.
- The Chicago Dope – News satire site, Chicago-style.
- The Onion – The mac daddy of all fake news organizations, online and offline.
