WASHINGTON, DC (The Borowitz Report) – Ushering in what it is calling “a new era of civility in American political discourse,” the Republican leadership in Congress said today that from now on it would acknowledge that President Barack Obama was born “near America.”
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In New Era of Civility, GOP Says Obama Born ‘Near America’
January 18, 2011 · Read full story · Comments { 0 }
111th Congress Declares Bankruptcy, Asks For A Bailout
WASHINGTON, DC (Glossy News) — The 111th Congress of what is supposedly the richest and most powerful country in the world, the United States of America, has declared bankruptcy.
December 15, 2010 · Read full story · Comments { 0 }
Congress Votes To Go Fuck Itself
WASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – In a historic sign that Washington finally understands what the American people want, Congress today voted to go fuck itself.
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December 2, 2010 · Read full story · Comments { 0 }
