WINDERMERE, FL (The Onion) — Tiger Woods reportedly spent several hours in deep contemplation Saturday, pondering whether he should inform friends, family, and reporters that he’s still getting laid on a regular basis.
Tiger Woods Wondering If He Should Tell People He’s Still Getting Laid
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