Pat Riley Glares At 1988 Bottle Of Hair Gel As He Mulls Return To Coaching

Pat Riley Glares At 1988 Bottle Of Hair Gel As He Mulls Return To Coaching

MIAMI, Fla. (The Onion) — While toweling off in front of his vanity mirror Monday, Miami Heat team president Pat Riley stared longingly at a bottle of L’Oréal Studio Line hair gel from 1988, pondering the idea of firing Erik Spoelstra and returning to his position as head coach.

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One Response to Pat Riley Glares At 1988 Bottle Of Hair Gel As He Mulls Return To Coaching

  1. Miami Shirts December 13, 2010 at 10:21 pm #

    Wow – I dont hear anyone talking about firing spo anymore – whew. Anyone else wanna stir some shit about the HEAT up?? lol

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