Obama Jumps Shark

Obama Jumps Shark

HONOLULU, Ha. (Newsweak.com Exclusive) — Political observers were stunned today when, in the middle of the firestorm over the tax cut compromise, President Barack Obama cancelled all scheduled appointments, flew back to his birthplace of Hawaii on Air Force One, chartered a boat on Hanauma Bay, and proceeded to jump over a shark in a confinement pen on waterskis.

“I’m not sure what he was thinking,” One of Obama’s insiders said, on condition of anonymity. “I know that his popularity has taken a beating over the past couple of days, but to pull a stunt like this seems a little desperate.”

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