WASHINGTON, DC (The Onion) — Citing historical legislative accomplishments, an improving economy, and the American people’s resilience in the face of adversity, President Barack Obama declared Tuesday that the state of the union—aside from all the weirdos, freaks, and truly bizarre citizens out there who are “just really, really strange”—is strong.
Obama: Aside From All The Weirdos And Freaks Around Here, The State Of The Union Is Strong
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