Obama Agrees to Extend Republicans’ Custody of his Balls

Obama Agrees to Extend Republicans’ Custody of his Balls

WASHINGTON, DC (The Borowitz Report) – In an effort to end what he called “the bickering and rancor in Washington,” President Barack Obama agreed today to extend Republicans’ custody of his balls for an additional two years.

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