Labor Dept. Creates 20,000 New Hobbies For Nation’s Jobless

Labor Dept. Creates 20,000 New Hobbies For Nation’s Jobless

WASHINGTON, DC (The Onion) — “If we can’t get job legislation passed, the least we can do is provide these citizens with something to do during the workday,” Labor Secretary Hilda Solis said of the new federally recommended hobbies, which include Tuesday morning board game leagues, vintage computer-monitor collecting, and finding quick ways to streamline your cell phone contacts.

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