NEW YORK, NY (The Borowitz Report) – Tedious observations about the severe winter weather are expected to dominate the conversations of uninteresting people for the next 24 to 48 hours, boredom experts warned today.
Winter Weather Expected to Dominate Conversations of Boring People
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