TSA Falsely Accuses Man Of Transporting Snake And Tortoises, Finds Instead Man’s Huge Genitals

TSA Falsely Accuses Man Of Transporting Snake And Tortoises, Finds Instead Man’s Huge Genitals

MIAMI, Florida (The Spoof) — TSA screeners at Miami International Airport ordered that a man be held for transporting an exotic snake and two tortoises. A strip search revealed that the man instead sported an extremely long penis and large scrotum.

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