WASHINGTON, DC (The Onion) — A Department of Health and Human Services report released today has revealed that McDonalds meat from antibiotic-injected livestock is now the primary source of antibiotics for U.S. children.
Report: U.S. Kids Get Majority of Antibiotics from McDonalds
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