WASHINGTON, DC (Glossy News) – On the high heels of the historic vote to repeal “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,” openly gay troops are now pushing for the Pentagon to bring in the top fashion designers to create more stylish uniforms.
Gays in Military Ask for More Fashionable Fatigues
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