America Forced Into Witness Protection Program Following Wikileaks Scandal

America Forced Into Witness Protection Program Following Wikileaks Scandal

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION (Random Perspective) — The United States of America has been forced to assume a new identity and relocate following the leaking of highly sensitive documentation to the world’s press that potentially endanger the safety of the nation. While the details of the move have been kept highly secretive the public first came aware of the relocation when Canada awoke late Sunday evening to notice it had a new coastline.

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One Response to America Forced Into Witness Protection Program Following Wikileaks Scandal

  1. Farmgirl December 3, 2010 at 4:22 pm #

    I wish….

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