BENTONVILLE, Ark. (Glossy News) — In a sweeping move today Walmart has bought the entire rights to Christmas and all its accessories. With the exception of manger scenes, Walmart will be removing all of the religious aspects of the holiday as they have always proven to be poor sellers compared with action figures, cheap plastic toys and Barbie dolls.
Walmart Buys Exclusive Rights to Christmas, Axes Controversial “Jesus”
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